September 2009
51 posts
Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store...
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“I’d much rather be happy than right, any day.”
– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via infinitebutterflies)
fmylife:
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn’t his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML
Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge...
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Today, I was backpacking with some friends of...
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Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on...
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fmylife:
Today, at 4:00 in the morning I had an asthma attack. Complete darkness with no glasses, I confused my wife’s pepper spray can for my inhaler. FML
fmylife:
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
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Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and...
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“a day without a friend is like a pot of honey without a single drop in it.”
– winnie the pooh. (via infinitebutterflies)
Random Thoughts
almostsomething:
jilllian:
I received the following as an email forward subjected, “Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old”, and while a few of them are limited to that age group, most of them are not. Enough of them made me laugh that I felt I should share. Without further ado:
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them...
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either...”
– George F. Will, The Leveling Wind (via almostsomething)
Oh gosh!! One of the cats in the neighbourhood must have gotten kittens in the last few days, because today when I got home from work there were like 4 or 5 of the tiniest kittens playing on the stairway leading up to our door! Sooo adorable!!